Monday, August 20, 2007

In the news

This morning we were informed that the leader of the Australian Labour Party Kevin Rudd had in 2003 become very drunk and visited a strip club whilst in New York City.

We as Australians are expected to say:
"Oh my God the shame of it",
" Well I am not voting for him Now!",
" how could he have a few drinks to many and go watch beautiful women dance around with hardly any clothes on!"

After all he is Australian, he is male, He was overseas....

It is almost an Aussie tradition when you go overseas to get pissed and chase after or go watch women doing what they are getting paid for.....

Besides I think if this is the worst thing the Liberal Government can find to try and muddy his name then his got my vote.....

its not as if he lied about invading a middle eastern country,
or lied about dangerous nuclear and chemical weapons being hidden by a mad dictator,
or lied about Asian parents throwing their children overboard into the sea off a refugee boat,
or lied about a Goods and Services Tax... never ever ever...

oh sorry that was our Prime Minister John Howard .....
hmmmmm I think I'll the Strip club Rudd ....

1 comment:

GAY BIPOLAR GUY said...

You mean the penis brigade is left digging up four year old boring stories? If your not married, you're gay. If you date, your a sex fiend. But if you cheat on your spouse and, once your caught, beg Jesus for forgiveness, then you're an upright man.

Help me here.