Friday, August 24, 2007

How to stop Terrorism

I am sitting here drinking my Vodka, Lime and Lemonade....thinking about my next post.... and after 3 drinks.....well that's what I am telling you..... have come up with a solution for the worlds present problem.....

How to stop Terrorism......!

Using the following thought process....

Most politicians make their best breakthroughs in diplomatic matters after hours, over a few drinks.......
I tried it. It works, thing seem so much simpler when you introduce alcohol into the negotiations.... if its good enough for pollies then it good enough for me.....

Here my plan.....

This wont work for religious extremist groups for that solution please go to
http://whatisgodthinking.blogspot.com/

But for all other forms of terrorism you know all the ones who don't like the government, a particular race of people, the neighbouring village, neighbouring country etc

Instead of banning these organisation as terrorists and giving them more of excuse to cause havoc on the rest of us..... we should appoint each of their leaders into a new council.....

This would be called the:
'Council of Self Righteous Bastards Who Know Better than the Rest of the World'

Part one

Each group will have to send its leader, this will be determined by popular vote...
They must have the full power and control on each organisation....
Each member of the council will sit opposite the member whom they at war with and as a matter of course discuss any and all grievances with this party through the mediation of the council.....

If for any reason a happy outcome can not be reach in open and frank dialogue, then part two of the mediation will take place......

Part two

A boxing ring will be permanently erected in the council chambers with world media coverage.... a boxing match will be said to be challenged. The two council members will enter the ring and fight it out winner takes all... and will be resolved to have won the argument...... and the matter closed.

Part three

If the dispute is still not settled and an amicable agreement cannot be reached between the members and this is likely to lead to war in their home lands. Then this will result in one member of each of the frueding council members close family being taken before the council and shot.... unless an agreement can be reached within a 2 day period....

I do believe that if the leaders of these organisation where to use the simple rules of talk about it, when that fails fight it out, and if all else fails, show you mean business, many Innocent lives could be saved.....

This would not just apply to present rebels and terrorists and couldbe applied across the board to any and all countries thinking of going to war, any government leader whom thought they had reason to invade another country and/or any government, person, organisation who thought they could do a better job than those presently in power...

This would stop all Coups, Civil Wars, World Wars, Territoral disputes, Factional fighting, terrorists, and any other unrest which leads to the deaths of innocent people....

Just think how much money could be raised to help get these countries back on their feet through ticket sales to the boxing match....just don't tell fox media

How many people when then the argument affects them directly will allow their mother husband, wife, child to be shot, rather than talk and come up with solution...not many....

What do you think

1 comment:

GAY BIPOLAR GUY said...

Hi--I'm b-a-a-a-k!

Great ideas, but may I put my two cents in regarding #2? Since dog fighting is the latest craze among American professional athletes, the council members should fight to the death (with their arms tied behind their backs) by chewing each other to death. One match would pretty much get the other members to agree post haste.