Thursday, August 9, 2007

A Global Holiday

One of things which was extremely important a few years ago in Australia and will be in America during the coming elections is the subject of Gun Law Reform. The right to own and use a firearm has always been one of those issues that brings about arguements and protests from both sides... so I have come up with a solution that should solve all problems for and against this.

One Day a Year will become:



INTERNATIONAL SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD DAY






This works like this:

If you own a gun you will be required by law to assemble at your local designated safe area.

There will a few exceptions to this:
Farmers with no more than 2 standard rifles
Person 12 years or under
Defense persons deployed overseas

At 12.00pm you will stand single file behind the person in fromt of you, place the firearm to your head and on the count of three fire. Those who miss with minor injuries will be reward with another year of life, they also will have the option of handing in their firearm or keeping it for next year festivities.....those who do not miss will be issued with a comemorative death certificate with stating of '-----name----- had the Right to Bear Arms'.
All succesful gun owners wil also receive a 15% discount on funeral arrangements and their families will have the proud knowledge this person succeed to stick to their guns....
If you are on holidays don't worry you will still be able to participate with a register set up to take absenty shooters details.



SO HURRY JOIN TODAY

LOBBY YOUR LOCAL MEMBER

LETS MAKE THE WORLD SAFE FOR ALL

Those people who want to a gun can keep it, those you don't, wont, those that are suicidal can buy a gun. It will stop the fear in schools, post offices, work places etc and generally make the world a little safer for all of us......
Just think how many fluffy animals could be saved each year.... with this new initiative....

2 comments:

GAY BIPOLAR GUY said...

No, let's make the gun party more exciting! How about (here in the US) National Slaughter Your Classmates Day. The National Rifle Association (NRA) can provide box lunches.

aussiecynic said...

If it wasn't so sad a subject I would use it....totally agree... but I have resisted the temptation to start an international Shoot your local politicians day..... Maybe that would make them work for us unstead of themselves but it would give new meaning to the statement 'Your Fired'