One Day a Year will become:
This works like this:
If you own a gun you will be required by law to assemble at your local designated safe area.
There will a few exceptions to this:
Farmers with no more than 2 standard rifles
Person 12 years or under
Defense persons deployed overseas
At 12.00pm you will stand single file behind the person in fromt of you, place the firearm to your head and on the count of three fire. Those who miss with minor injuries will be reward with another year of life, they also will have the option of handing in their firearm or keeping it for next year festivities.....those who do not miss will be issued with a comemorative death certificate with stating of '-----name----- had the Right to Bear Arms'.
All succesful gun owners wil also receive a 15% discount on funeral arrangements and their families will have the proud knowledge this person succeed to stick to their guns....
If you are on holidays don't worry you will still be able to participate with a register set up to take absenty shooters details.
Those people who want to a gun can keep it, those you don't, wont, those that are suicidal can buy a gun. It will stop the fear in schools, post offices, work places etc and generally make the world a little safer for all of us......
Just think how many fluffy animals could be saved each year.... with this new initiative....